Weather here was very warm this March. I hoped it was the beginning of the spring, but I was wrong. After couple of weeks winter counterattacked with blizzards and frost, and I witnessed true rage of winter. Reign of cold continued till the beginning of May, and after that summer suddenly came. One or two days – and snow was changed by the new emerald green grass.
If somebody asks me about 2015, I shall recall the last March and say that 2015 was the Year of the False Spring. "When you've got fired, U-Joe?", they'll ask. "In the Year of the False Spring", I'll respond. Yeah, now I call myself a "freelancer". My friends, however, prefer to call me "totally unemployed". Hell, it will be very hard to find another job here, and now I'm one-to-one with my debts.
Well, I still can join a local gang and rob shops and banks. Unfortunately, I am not too good bank robber. Someday (actually, quickly enough) police will find me and put me into prison. Local policemen know how to use their truncheons properly, so probably I get to the cemetery earlier than to a prison. It would be the most pitiful criminal story ever. However you can help me to avoid the "decline and fall".
- You may commission me to provide me with some work. Prices were significantly reduced after changes in the exchange rate happened during last few months.
- You may tell friends about the commissions.
- You may support me on Patreon.
- Or you may wish me luck, it is the most precious option.
Maybe with your help
I survive this darkest hour. If not... well, check crime chronicles in newspapers.