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Weather here was very warm this March. I hoped it was the beginning of the spring, but I was wrong. After couple of weeks winter counterattacked with blizzards and frost, and I witnessed true rage of winter. Reign of cold continued till the beginning of May, and after that summer suddenly came. One or two days – and snow was changed by the new emerald green grass.

If somebody asks me about 2015, I shall recall the last March and say that 2015 was the Year of the False Spring. "When you've got fired, U-Joe?", they'll ask. "In the Year of the False Spring", I'll respond. Yeah, now I call myself a "freelancer". My friends, however, prefer to call me "totally unemployed". Hell, it will be very hard to find another job here, and now I'm one-to-one with my debts.

Well, I still can join a local gang and rob shops and banks. Unfortunately, I am not too good bank robber. Someday (actually, quickly enough) police will find me and put me into prison. Local policemen know how to use their truncheons properly, so probably I get to the cemetery earlier than to a prison. It would be the most pitiful criminal story ever. However you can help me to avoid the "decline and fall".
  • You may commission me to provide me with some work. Prices were significantly reduced after changes in the exchange rate happened during last few months.
  • You may tell friends about the commissions.
  • You may support me on Patreon.
  • Or you may wish me luck, it is the most precious option.
Maybe with your help I survive this darkest hour. If not... well, check crime chronicles in newspapers. 

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:iconbritannialoyalist:
BritanniaLoyalist Featured By Owner 12 hours ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Brilliant Art Work!
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U-Joe Featured By Owner 12 hours ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Glad you like it, sir.
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:iconbritannialoyalist:
BritanniaLoyalist Featured By Owner 11 hours ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:) 
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:iconkawaiku:
kawaiku Featured By Owner 6 days ago
Thank you for the ostrich and... great artwork :)
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:iconu-joe:
U-Joe Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Very glad you like them. ^^
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:iconkawaiku:
kawaiku Featured By Owner 1 day ago
Np =]
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yfnhsm Featured By Owner May 18, 2015  Student General Artist
thank you for the llama!!
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:iconu-joe:
U-Joe Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You are welcome, young lady.
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Orphydian Featured By Owner May 18, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
when youll do military stuff again?
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U-Joe Featured By Owner May 18, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That's good question. I haven't drawn nothing military for aeons. I have to do several comissions right now. It may require couple of weeks. After that I hope to draw a ship or two. Most likely it will be one of the US battleships.
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