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Weather here was very warm this March. I hoped it was the beginning of the spring, but I was wrong. After couple of weeks winter counterattacked with blizzards and frost, and I witnessed true rage of winter. Reign of cold continued till the beginning of May, and after that summer suddenly came. One or two days – and snow was changed by the new emerald green grass.

If somebody asks me about 2015, I shall recall the last March and say that 2015 was the Year of the False Spring. "When you've got fired, U-Joe?", they'll ask. "In the Year of the False Spring", I'll respond. Yeah, now I call myself a "freelancer". My friends, however, prefer to call me "totally unemployed". Hell, it will be very hard to find another job here, and now I'm one-to-one with my debts.

Well, I still can join a local gang and rob shops and banks. Unfortunately, I am not too good bank robber. Someday (actually, quickly enough) police will find me and put me into prison. Local policemen know how to use their truncheons properly, so probably I get to the cemetery earlier than to a prison. It would be the most pitiful criminal story ever. However you can help me to avoid the "decline and fall".
  • You may commission me to provide me with some work. Prices were significantly reduced after changes in the exchange rate happened during last few months.
  • You may tell friends about the commissions.
  • You may support me on Patreon.
  • Or you may wish me luck, it is the most precious option.
Maybe with your help I survive this darkest hour. If not... well, check crime chronicles in newspapers. 

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KlementinaMoonlight Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Professional Traditional Artist
Hi! Let's be friends?) Go to my gallery and see my paintings, thank you;)
Robot-and-Alien-Dude Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2015  Professional General Artist
Nice paintings
U-Joe Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Happy to know you like them.
honglong17 Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2015
i wonder did you see my send note yet ? since i hear nothing from you yet
U-Joe Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh, sorry, the last days were busy. I'm checking incoming messages right now.
nokivaris Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2015   Digital Artist
Ohhh snap I realized you had a birthday just recently!
Happy late birthday!! *throws confetti*
U-Joe Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank you, young lady.…
frokamen Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2015
have an outstanding birthday
U-Joe Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks a lot.
KingWillhamII Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2015
Happy Birthday! :D
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